Team Co-Pilot "Ninja" Jackson here. I'm reporting live from the aftermath of Operation Snack Heist.
We infiltrated the heavily guarded snack storage facility, avoiding laser beams and dodging snack-dispensing robots along the way.
Our mission was to acquire a stash of rare, artisanal cheese puffs. We succeeded in extracting 500 units of the coveted snack, but not without some casualties.
Private "Ace" Anderson was captured by the facility's AI-powered snack-gatekeepers. We're still negotiating his release, but it's looking grim.
Meanwhile, "Brawler" Betty was forced to engage in a 20-minute snack-themed rap battle to distract the guards. She's now a certified champion of snack rap.
We've uploaded our findings to the S.S.C. (Snack Squad's Cipher). You can access them here.
Next up, we're training for Operation Sushi Surprise. Stay tuned for further updates.
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