Mission Log

Agent 1's Mission Log

A series of poorly planned, frequently disastrous operations that I'm pretty sure were never authorized.


Mission Log 1: The Botched Infiltration

Attempted to infiltrate an abandoned warehouse, but got stuck in the air vent.


Mission Log 2: The Unfortunate Incident with the Coffee Machine

Got caught in a malfunctioning coffee machine's deadly trap. Don't ask.


Mission Log 3: The Unwise Decision to Wear a Disguise

Chose to wear a chicken suit to blend in with the locals. Let's just say it didn't end well.