Safety Hazmat: A Division of Detonate Theories
The Safety Hazmat is the most elite team within Detonate Theories, tasked with finding new and creative ways to get hurt.
Led by our fearless leader, Captain Hazmat, our team of experts has spent years perfecting the art of taking risks and ignoring common sense.
We have a proven track record of getting ourselves killed, but in the best possible way. Our motto: "Safety First, Then Second, Then Dead."
Accidents We Cause Our Mission Statement