Chapter 1: The Art of Avoiding Certain Doom
In a world where danger lurks around every corner, the Void Squad has mastered the art of evasive maneuvers. From dodging blaster fire to avoiding awkward family dinners, we've got you covered.
Our expert team of highly trained professionals have compiled a comprehensive guide to evasive maneuvers, including:
- The 10-Second Rule: When to make an exit
- Advanced Scurrying: How to escape a crowded room
- Subterfuge and Deception: When to lie about your whereabouts
We also provide a range of services, including:
- Personal Safety Consulting
- Evasive Driving Lessons
- Discreet Exit Planning