After-Action Report

Operations Brief

Squadron-1, You are the Worst

Summary:

Today, we accomplished the impossible. Sort of. Okay, fine. We got our butts kicked, but at least our uniforms are still clean!

Key Takeaways:

• Enemy forces are not to be underestimated. They have more guns.
• Our comms team is still on the fritz. Send someone to fix it, stat!
• We have 3 days of rations left. Maybe.
• The terrain is hostile. Literally.

Recommendations:

1. Get more guns.

2. Find a new comms team. Preferably one that can actually send signals.

3. Ration our food more effectively. Priorities, people!

4. Learn to love the terrain. It's actually quite pretty.