Announcement 002: We Just Upgraded Our Tactical Nuclear Capability

As of yesterday, our squad's nuclear capability has been upgraded to "Moderate to Catastrophic" levels. Don't worry, we're not planning to nuke the neighbors... yet.

Our new upgrade includes:

• Increased nuclear yield: 5 megatons to 20 megatons (we're talking "small to medium-sized city blocks" here)
• Improved accuracy: we can now hit a target from 3 miles away (or at least, we think we can)
• Enhanced radiation protection: our hazmat suits are now available in sizes 2X and 3X for the more... enthusiastic operators

As always, your safety is our top priority (just kidding, it's not). Seriously though, don't worry and just try to stay out of the blast radius.

View our Nuclear Doctrine for more information on how we plan to use this new capability.

Also, check out our Nuclear Protocol Updates page for the latest on our nuclear policies and procedures.

Or, if you're just feeling adventurous, you can try to Nuke the Neighborhood and see where that gets you.