Rule 1: Don't be a Space Case

Don't make us do any math, we're not that kind of squadron.

Rule 2: Keep Your Space-Suit Clean

We are not a janitorial service, so don't even think about it.

Rule 3: Respect Our Laser Cannon

Don't touch our toys, or our feelings. Or our laser cannon. That's just common sense.

Rule 4: No Disco

We are a serious space-faring organization, so no disco parties allowed. We are not your mom.