Why did Tentacle Massage do that thing?

We have no idea, but we're pretty sure it was a tentacle-related thing.

According to our completely-not-at-all-biased sources, Tentacle Massage has been known to:

• Use its tentacles to massage your back
• Give you a tentacle-ly good massage (see what we did there?)
• Make you wonder if you're getting a little too much tentacle-ular pressure

But seriously, folks, if you're looking for a good massage, you should totally check out our friends over at Tentacle Spa! They're the real deal (no tentacles involved).

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