Squadron Operations Report

Generated for: Zorvath the Unstoppable

Current Mission Status

We are currently on a mission to take over the world, and we're doing it with mission briefings and mission de-briefings that are actually worth reading!

Check our op schedule for the latest on our nefarious plans.

Mission Objectives

  1. Take over the world's supply of nachos.
  2. Infiltrate the world's top-secret underground bunkers.
  3. Develop a taste for world domination.

Our team of highly trained, highly motivated agents are on the case! Stay tuned for further updates, or subscribe to our bulletins for the latest on our conquest of the globe!