As we infiltrate the G'Gugtongian Empire, our team of highly trained operatives has devised a plan to use our unique brand of cheese-based diplomacy to bring the warlike G'Gugtongians to the negotiating table.
Our first step: establish a rapport with their notorious cheese-taster-in-chief, Zorvath the Unyielding. We'll use our patented "Finesse and Cheese Fritters" technique, a delicate balance of psychological manipulation and artisanal fromage.
Read Chapter 8: The Finesse and Cheese Fritters Manual for more on this groundbreaking technique.
But first, we must overcome the challenges of intergalactic bureaucracy and navigate the labyrinthine corridors of the G'Gugtongian Imperial Palace. Wish us luck, space-faring citizens!
Operational Report 42: Parsec Protocol Breaches details our previous encounters with the Empire's byzantine administrative apparatus.
Next: Chapter 8 - "G'Gugtongian Cheese Diplomacy 101: A Primer for the Brave and the Gouda-Brained"