Brain Hacking 101

Lesson 1: The Void Squad's Guide to Not Caring About Humanity

Welcome, future Void Squad members! In this course, we'll be covering the most basic, but essential skills for achieving true void-like apathy. By the end of this lesson, you'll be able to:

Not care about your neighbor's cat's birthday party.
Avoid eye contact with your coworkers during meetings.
Perfect the art of shrugging off existential dread with a single, dismissive eye-roll.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg, Void Squad. Stay tuned for more advanced courses, like:

Brain Hacking 201: The Art of Not Caring About Your Significant Other's Feelings
Void Squad Vacation Planning: Where to Go When You Don't Care About Anything
Void Squad Self-Care: How to Not Shower for Weeks