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Our team of highly trained, highly overworked engineers are working diligently to resolve the issue, but in the meantime, please try Emergency Procedures or Advanced Technobabble to see if they can provide any insight or assistance.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and appreciate your patience as we work to resolve the issue.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can enter the Danger Rooms where our team of highly trained, highly overworked psychologists will be happy to... um... "help" you.
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