Chapter 1: The Art of Not Getting Exploded
Lasers are the bane of any self-respecting space marine's existence. But fear not, for we have strategies to share with you.
Firstly, move fast, move quickly. Don't be caught in one place for too long, or those pesky laser beams will find you.
Secondly, seek cover in the shadows. Find a nearby asteroid or two to hide behind, and you might just make it out alive.
And if all else fails, distract the enemy with a bad joke. It's a classic move, and it just might save your hide.
Stay tuned for more chapters in this epic guide!