Subsidiary Operations: Where the Chaos Begins
A SQUADron's Guide to Minions
Welcome to Subsidiary Operations, where the Void SQUAD's most trusted (and least trusted) agents come to play.
Here, we conduct daring raids on unsuspecting office supply closets, pilfering staplers, pens, and the occasional stapler-adjacent paperclip.
Our subsidiary operations team is led by the fearless Commander Valtor, a mastermind of mayhem and maker of mediocre coffee.
Want to know more about our subsidiary strategies? Click the links below:
Stealing the Competition: A SQUADron's Guide to Pilfering the Best Supplies
In a world where office supply budgets are the lifeblood of any successful business, it's up to the Void SQUAD to pilfer the best supplies and bring them back to our secret lair.
From staplers to scissors, pens to paperclip-ers, our agents are trained to sniff out the best of the best and snatch them from the jaws of our enemies.
But be warned: stealing the competition is a serious business. Don't get caught, or you'll be facing the wrath of Commander Valtor's stapler-throwing skills.
Read more about our dastardly supply heists:
Office Supplies as Weapons: A SQUADron's Guide to Creative Mayhem
In a world where office supplies are just that – office supplies – we at the Void SQUAD know that they can be so much more: a razor-sharp letter opener, a trusty stapler-wielding ninja, or a well-placed paperclip ambush.
Our team of highly trained agents are masters of office supply mayhem, using their wits and their cunning to turn even the most mundane supplies into deadly instruments of war.
But be warned: our use of office supplies as weapons is not to be taken lightly. Don't say we didn't warn you, Commander Valtor.
Read more about our creative uses for office supplies: