Welcome, agents. Your mission is to infiltrate Nowheresville, a town so obscure it's not even on any map. Your objective is to locate and retrieve the fabled "Burger of Infinite Variety," a culinary masterpiece rumored to exist in the heart of the town.
Be cautious, as Nowheresville is known for its unpredictable weather, which can change from "mostly sunny" to "total whiteout" in a matter of milliseconds. Pack accordingly.