Operation Chaos Protocol
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Mission Report - Operation: Chaos Protocol
Objective: Infiltrate high-security facility, steal top-secret recipe for world's best vegan lasagna, and escape with minimum damage.
Team: Alpha-1 (lead), Nova-7 (demolitions expert), Delta-4 (tech whiz)
Results: Success! Lasagna acquired, facility destroyed.
Notable quote: "Lasagna for everyone!" - Alpha-1, Mission Leader.
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