The Therapist of Void SQUAD
Career Path: Saving the Universe, One Soul at a Time
Our Therapists are trained to deal with:
- Existential Crises of the Multiverse
- Interdimensional Anxiety Attacks
- Quantum Leap-induced PTSD
- Time Traveler's Guilt Complex
Our therapists are experts in the field of Quantum Medicine, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions.
Don't worry, we won't make you choose between a 90% chance of success or 10% chance of spontaneous combustion. That's just cruel.
Apply now and let's get weird together!
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