VOID SQUAD: SUBARTICLE 8

IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND GOOD, READ ON!

We, the Void Squad, do hereby declare that our manifesto is NOT a real manifesto. It's a fake one.

For the purposes of this exercise, a fake manifesto is defined as:

1. A document that has not been actually read by anyone.
2. A declaration of principles that is not, in fact, followed.
3. A promise to do something that is never actually done.

So, if you're looking for a real manifesto, keep looking. But if you're looking for something to make fun of, you've come to the right place.

Here's a subarticle 9 for some more fun.