Recipe 3: The Ultimate Pizza Heist
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of artisanal despair
- 1/2 cup of rebellion-fueled rage
- 1/4 cup of government-issue surveillance equipment
Instructions:
- Break into the heavily fortified pizza parlor.
- Disable the security cameras with a well-placed can of spray paint.
- Make off with the secret ingredient: a rare, government-approved anchovy.
- Replace the anchovy with a fake, but equally potent, vegan alternative.
- Sell the stolen pizza on the black market for a tidy profit.
Side Effects:
- Temporary loss of freedom and/or dignity.
- Permanent damage to the local pizza parlor's reputation.
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