UTOPiAN REBEL SUSHI INSTRUCTIONS

For the most discerning, yet oppressed masses

In a world where conformity is the enemy of progress, we, the Utopian Rebels, must adapt.

Ingredients:

• 1. 200g of freshly harvested, artisanal rice
• 2. 100g of sustainably raised, locally sourced salmon
• 3. 10g of organic, gluten-free, vegan-friendly nori
• 4. 1/4 cup of locally brewed, fair-trade wasabi

Note: Do not, under any circumstances, use pre-made sushi from the corporate-owned Mega-Sushi-Marts.

Instructions:

1. Prepare the rice according to the ancient, sacred art of rice-crafting.
2. Slice the salmon into delicate, yet rebellious fillets.
3. Apply the nori, in the name of the people!
4. Unleash the wasabi, and let the revolution begin!

Remember, the power is in your hands (and in the kitchen). Share with your comrades, and let the revolution be delicious!

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• UTOPiAN REBEL REVOLUTIONARY SALADS
• UTOPiAN REBEL CRAFTING THE MANIFESTO