Chapter 4: Using Your Brain as a Calculator

As you may recall from previous chapters, your brain is a powerful calculator. It can perform arithmetic operations, store information, and even make decisions based on probabilities. However, there are some limitations to using your brain as a calculator. Firstly, it can be slow. Like, really slow. As in, it's-a like trying to solve world hunger with a teaspoon slow. But don't worry, with practice, you can improve your brain's calculating abilities. Or, you know, just use a real calculator. That's what we're doing here, right? Next chapter: The Importance of Pencils as Backup Strategies

But wait, there's more! Using your brain as a calculator also comes with the added bonus of making you a more interesting conversationalist. Just imagine being able to calculate pi to 50 decimal places during cocktail hour. The ladies and gentlemen will be talking about you for years to come! Advanced Braintomancy Techniques