Step 1: Find a scale that's just right (not too big, not too small). We use the Void-o-Meter for this task.
Now that you've got your scale, place it under your chin and...
...hold on to your sanity as the Mental Gauge starts spinning out of control!
Don't worry, it's all in a day's work for the Void SQUAD. We've got the Void-o-Matic to help you measure your mind, and your mind is just a mere mortal.
Next chapter: Chapter 3: Quantifying Your Sanity