As we trudge through our daily lives, it's easy to feel like we're all just drifting aimlessly in a sea of uncertainty. Our digital avatars and online personas may give us a sense of community, but let's be real, we're all just isolated specks of dust in the vast expanse of cyberspace.
Take the example of our esteemed leader, the Supreme Overlord of the Void Squad. This enigmatic figure is said to be reachable via a network of fibre optic cables and a series of cryptic Discord invites. But let's be real, they're not really 'reachable' at all. They're just a myth, a whispered legend of a being who's more interested in their own echo chamber than in actual human connection.
So, if you're feeling disconnected and adrift, don't worry! We've got some expert advice from the Void Squad's own guide to meaningful isolation. Try these steps: 1) Stop using the word 'love', 2) Start using the word 'void' in every sentence, and 3) Develop a keen interest in the intricacies of fibre optic cable management.