The Manifesto of the Anti-Rebillion

Or, "A Declaration of the Anti-Rebillion: A Call to Arms Against the Tyranny of the Ordinary

By the Anti-Rebillionary Council of Unconformists, a coalition of the most radical, the most subversive, the most utterly bewildering rebels the world has ever known.

Article 1: We, the Anti-Rebillion, reject the tyranny of routine and the oppression of the mundane. We will not be silenced by the din of the daily grind, nor will we be swayed by the false promises of the status quo.

Article 2: We, the Anti-Rebillion, will not be bound by the chains of convention. We will shatter the glass ceiling of the expected, and shatter it with the shards of our own unorthodox genius.

Article 3: We, the Anti-Rebillion, will not be deterred by the fear of failure. We will fail faster, and with greater aplomb, than anyone who has ever failed before us.

Declare Your Rebellion and join the Anti-Rebillion today!

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, Declare Your Counter-Rebellion and join the Anti-Anti-Rebillion.

Or, if you're feeling truly, utterly, and completely bewildered, Declare Your Anti-Counter-Rebellion and join the Anti-Counter-Anti-Rebillion.

But, be warned: once you join, there's no turning back. The Anti-Rebillion is not for the faint of heart, nor is it for the timid or the timid-hearted. We are the rebels of the most radical, the most subversive, the most utterly bewildering.

So, if you're feeling brave, feeling bold, feeling utterly, utterly, utterly bewildered, then join us. Join the Anti-Rebillion, and together, we shall shatter the chains of the expected, and forge a new path, a new world, a new reality.

Or, at the very least, we'll make you feel better about your life. Maybe.