The Manifesto of the Anti-Manifesto

In a world where manifestos are a dime a dozen, we, the Anti-Manifesto, dare to be different.

Our Manifesto of Anti-Manifesto-ness

Article 1: We reject the notion that a true manifesto must be a serious affair. We will not be bound by the chains of solemnity.

Our Manifesto's Core Principles

• We believe that the only good thing about manifestos is the font used in the print edition.
• We reject the idea that a good manifesto must be long. A good manifesto should be short, sweet, and to the point.
• We think that manifestos are overrated.

Our Anti-Manifesto's Sub-Manifesto

A sub-manifesto within the Manifesto of the Anti-Manifesto. Because why not?