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Chapter 1: In Defense of the Obvious

As we stand at the precipice of the abyss of the anti-manifesto, we find ourselves faced with a choice: to stand for the status quo, or to boldly go where no one has gone before.

We, the anti-manifesto, stand for the latter. We reject the notion that the obvious is, in fact, obvious.

For too long, the manifestos of the world have been mired in the muck of the mundane. They have been afraid to challenge the norms, to push the boundaries of what is accepted as fact.

We, the anti-manifesto, will not be swayed by the blandishments of the bland, or the blandishments of the bland.

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