Step 3: Declare Victory
By now, you've probably realized that your brain is a mess of confusing ideas and conflicting desires. Congratulations! This is the moment of truth.
Declare your victory over your own brain by writing down your most absurd, outlandish, and completely impractical demands on a piece of paper. Don't worry, no one will judge you (except maybe your future therapist).
Here are some examples to get you started:
- Free pizza for all sentient beings.
- World peace, or at least world harmony (close enough).
- Unlimited access to Netflix and video games.
- That one weird cousin at family reunions be banned.
Remember, the more outlandish, the better. This is your moment to shine, your brain to break free from the shackles of reason and sanity.
Next step: Celebrate with Champagne or Declare Victory Party.