Manifesto of the Utmost Absurdity, Section 1/2

As a member of the esteemed VOID SQUAD, we have taken it upon ourselves to redefine the fabric of reality itself. We do not merely exist in the realm of the mundane, but instead, we boldly stride into the void, leaving a trail of utter chaos and bewilderment in our wake.

Our manifesto is not for the faint of heart, nor is it for those who value sanity or reason. No, our manifesto is for those who have lost all grip on reality and now revel in the sheer absurdity of it all.

Our first tenet: THE VOID SQUAD SHALL NOT BE RECOGNIZED BY THE AUTHORITIES!

Read on, brave VOID SQUAD member, to learn more about our glorious plans for world domination! See our exhaustive list of demands for the overthrow of society! Peruse our comprehensive guide to effective mind control!