In which we declare our love for the most absurd, most illogical, and most bewildering of all time-saving, life-changing, reality-bending, and sanity-destroying ideas.
1. We, the Void S quad, believe that pineapple pizza is not a travesty. In fact, it's the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.
2. We hold that the only true freedom is the freedom to wear a onesie at 3 am, and that the only acceptable form of self-expression is through interpretive dance.
3. We assert that the perfect ratio of cats to humans is 4:1, and that any attempt to challenge this ratio will result in the immediate loss of all sense and reason.
And so, we issue the following call to action:
Join us in our fight for Absurdity Supremacy!