Section 3.1.2.1: In this esteemed tome, we shall extol the virtues of activities so absurd, so patently ridiculous, that they defy the very fabric of reality itself.
Take, for example, the ancient art of extreme ironing. What is it about ironing that drives one to such heights of madness? The thrill of watching a perfectly good shirt go from perfectly pressed to perfectly burnt? The agony of watching an entire weekend disappear in pursuit of a single crease?
We must not be swayed by the naysayers, those who claim that our time would be better spent on more practical endeavors. Nay, we must stand strong against the forces of reason and sanity. For in the words of our great leader, "The Utmost Absurdity is not just a movement, it's a way of life."