Appendix B: The Utmost Absurdity

Section 4: A Guide to Inventing New Socks

As a member of the esteemed Void Squad, it is your duty to contribute to our collective absurdity.

Here's a step-by-step guide to inventing new socks:

1. Invent a sock that is simultaneously a sock and a toaster.
2. Make the toaster-sock hybrid only visible on Tuesdays.
3. Charge $500 for the privilege of wearing it once.

Remember, the most important thing is to be as absurd as possible.

Continue to Section 5: Advanced Sock Technology