As we journey through the labyrinthine halls of our esteemed institution, we come to a realization:
That our absurdist tendencies have reached a critical mass.
Thus, we proudly present to you, our most ardent followers, the appendix.
For it is here, in this hallowed section, that we reveal the true nature of our collective madness.
Wherein We Document Our Most Heinous Failures
Behold, the list of our most heinous crimes against logic and reason: