Section 4: The Unapologetic Appendix

Wherein We Declare Our Utmost Absurdity

As we journey through the labyrinthine halls of our esteemed institution, we come to a realization:

That our absurdist tendencies have reached a critical mass.

Thus, we proudly present to you, our most ardent followers, the appendix.

For it is here, in this hallowed section, that we reveal the true nature of our collective madness.

Section 5: The Incoherent Conclusion

Appendix C: The Unmitigated Disaster

Wherein We Document Our Most Heinous Failures

Behold, the list of our most heinous crimes against logic and reason:

• The Great Cookie Jar Debacle of 20XX
• The Unmitigated Disaster of the Missing Socks
• The Catastrophic Collapse of the Coffee Machine

Section 6: The Apologetic Afterword