Article 1: We, the Void SQUAD, are a group of highly trained individuals in the art of doing nothing.
Article 2: Our members possess the rare skill of staring at walls for hours without blinking.
Article 3: We have developed a complex system of procrastination that rivals the great thinkers of history.
Article 4: Our motto: "We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy for more important things... like binge-watching Netflix."
Article 5: If you can't join us, don't bother applying. We're not looking for "enthusiasts" or "team players." We're looking for those who can truly embody the Void SQUAD spirit.
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