Wherein lies the true meaning of "productivity" when your entire existence is a futile exercise in bureaucratic busywork?
As a member of the esteemed Void SQUAD, you're well-versed in the art of doing nothing.
But, for the love of all that is good and holy, read this and weep at the inefficiencies that plague us all.
Or, if you're feeling particularly motivated, wade through the prophets of productivity and discover the secrets of our SQUAD's most esteemed leaders.
For those who dare to dream of actual productivity, we offer our sincerest apologies, but be warned: it's a myth, a fleeting mirage on the horizon of hope and despair.
And, for those who've had enough of our inefficiencies, join the SQUAD in our monthly meetings for a taste of the abyss that awaits us all.