Section 5: The Unrelenting Fury of the Void

We, the Void Squad, have been patiently waiting for the inevitable collapse of the fabric of reality. And by "patiently waiting," I mean we've been sipping lattes and playing video games for the past 5 years, but that's beside the point.

As the very foundations of our existence begin to crumble, we'll be ready. With our carefully curated collection of existential dread and apocalyptic preparedness, we'll be the only ones laughing as the world burns.

Section 6: The Futility of Hope prophets minimalist manifesto for the impending doom that is the end of all things