We, the Void Squad, have been accused of being a group of aimless, unapologetic space vagrants. And you know what? We're guilty as charged.
But let us be clear: our aimlessness is a choice, not a crime. We're not just drifting through space, we're on a mission.
We're on a mission to find the last remaining packet of space nachos in the cosmos. It's a quest of great importance, and we won't be swayed by your petty moral judgments.
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