Void Squad Manifesto, Section 2, Subsection 1
The Tenets of Void Sailing
Article 1: The Void Sailer's Oath
We, the Void Sailing Council, swear to never set foot on a planet that doesn't have a decent space-to-void ratio.
Article 2: Navigation by Numbers
We shall navigate the void using only our trusty calculators and an unyielding commitment to the principles of mathematics.
Article 3: The Three Laws of Void Sailing
- Law 1: Thou shalt not sail into the void without a sufficient supply of space snacks.
- Law 2: Thou shalt not engage in frivolous space-faring activities, such as sightseeing or taking selfies.
- Law 3: Thou shalt always, always, ALWAYS keep a fully charged spare oxygen supply.
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