Void Squad Manifesto, Section 2, Subsection 1

The Tenets of Void Sailing

Article 1: The Void Sailer's Oath

We, the Void Sailing Council, swear to never set foot on a planet that doesn't have a decent space-to-void ratio.

Article 2: Navigation by Numbers

We shall navigate the void using only our trusty calculators and an unyielding commitment to the principles of mathematics.

Article 3: The Three Laws of Void Sailing

  1. Law 1: Thou shalt not sail into the void without a sufficient supply of space snacks.
  2. Law 2: Thou shalt not engage in frivolous space-faring activities, such as sightseeing or taking selfies.
  3. Law 3: Thou shalt always, always, ALWAYS keep a fully charged spare oxygen supply.

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