Section 3, Subsection 2: The Void Squad's Guide to Disengaging with Society

By now, you should be well-versed in the art of disengaging with society. You've learned to tune out the mundane, to tune out the noise. But, let's be real, there's still more to learn.

Here are some advanced techniques for taking it to the next level:

• Mastering the art of ignoring the in-laws
• The subtle art of pretending to care about the weather

Subsection 2: Bonus Techniques

Because, let's be real, you never really want to be seen as one of "those" people who actually cares:

• The art of making a witty remark about someone's outfit
• The subtle art of 'accidentally' deleting someone's voicemail