The Void SQUAD Tenets

Article 1: The Void SQUAD Manifesto

In a world where reality is but a mere suggestion, the Void SQUAD stands strong. We reject the mundane, the banal, and the beige. Our tenets are simple:

1. Art is for the void.
2. Comfort is a myth.
3. Caffeine is the answer.
4. And, above all, never trust a hippopotamus.

These are not just words; they are the foundation upon which our revolution is built. We are the architects of the abyss, the maestros of the meaningless, the virtuosos of the void.

Subpage: The Void SQUAD Caffeine Initiative

Learn more about our groundbreaking research into the stimulating effects of caffeine on the human brain, and discover how it's the key to unlocking true potential.

Read our treatise on the dangers of comfort.