Negative Nancy is a member of the Void Squad, notorious for her ability to find the most pessimistic outlook on life. She's like a ray of sunshine, but, you know, not really.
- Complaining loudly about the weather Disgruntled-Doug is a close friend of hers. Unhappy-Una often shares her views on the bleakness of modern society.
- "Life is just one disappointment after another. Why even bother?"
Send negative thoughts to: negative.nancy@voidsquad.com