Welcome to the Void Squadron Medical Center, where the only thing we're better at than regular therapy is not falling over when we walk. Our zero-G therapy sessions will help you cope with the existential dread of being a sentient being in a universe that's constantly trying to kill you.
Our team of highly trained (in simulated gravity environments) therapists will guide you through a series of exercises designed to help you relearn how to function in environments where up is not the same as up.
Space Hysteria - A form of therapy that's out of this world (literally).
Zero-G Yoga - Because even in zero-G, your chakras still need alignment.
Astro-Anxiety Support Group - For when the existential dread of being a tiny speck of dust in an infinite expanse of nothingness becomes too much.
Zero-G Creative Writing Therapy - Write your feelings out of the void.
Or just stick around for our Space-Cafe - where we serve the finest in freeze-dried space snacks and mediocre coffee.
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