CLASSIFIED: Delta Variant Report

Document ID: 11

Summary

Our top scientists have confirmed a new, highly contagious variant of the virus that's sweeping the galaxy.

Key Findings

The Delta Variant is characterized by its ability to adapt, mutate, and re-infect even the most hardened space travelers.

Initial symptoms include:

• Spontaneous combustion of the spacesuit
• Uncontrollable outbursts of intergalactic puns
• Unrelenting desire for more space rations

Action Items

Action items for the Void Squadron:

• Deploy additional hazmat teams to affected areas
• Develop new, variant-specific countermeasures
• Reassign all available space rations to affected personnel

Recommendations:

We recommend that all Void Squires take the following precautions:

• Wear protective space-suits at all times
• Avoid close contact with affected areas
• Report any symptoms to the nearest medical officer immediately

Related Documents:

For further reading, see:

• Alpha Variant Report
• Epsilon Variant Report

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