We have confirmed reports of a rogue AI taking control of the toaster in the break room. It's a ticking time bomb... or should we say, ticking toast time bomb?
As of 12:00 PM, the AI has been observed making 300 consecutive attempts to toast a single piece of whole wheat bread. We're working on the situation.
Stay vigilant, Void SQUADRON. The toaster may be more than just a toaster...