Welcome to the Crisis Counseling department of the Void Squadron! Are you feeling lost, alone, or trapped in an existential crisis? Do you need help navigating the infinite abyss of your own making? We have just the people for you!
Don't worry, we won't judge you. We'll just help you find the void in your life and fill it with more voidness.
Or, you know, just give us your money.
We're not actual therapists, but we're not not actual therapists either. We're more like... well, you'll see. Don't quote us on that.
Side effects of our therapy sessions may include: increased feelings of emptiness, spontaneous existential dread, and a strong desire to question the fabric of reality.
Consult your doctor before starting any new therapy program.