CHAPTER 7: EVACUATE COORDINATES
The Squadron Evacuation Coordinations are the backbone of our defense system. Without them, we're as useful as a toaster without cheese.
Here are some key points to remember:
Evacuation Zones: We've designated five zones for maximum efficiency:
- Abruptly Abandoned Zone (AAZ) - Where you run like your life depends on it.
- Evacuation Evita (EE) - Where you're stuck in a never-ending loop of waiting.
- Crisis Cancellation Zone (CCZ) - Where the evacuation is cancelled due to 'scheduling conflicts'.
- Evacuation Emergency Zone (EEZ) - Where things get a little too real.
- Bureaucratic Bureaucracy Zone (BBZ) - Where you're stuck in red tape for 3 hours.
Stay tuned for more exciting chapters in the zone protocols.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore our coordinate maps.