CHAPTER 7: EVACUATE COORDINATES

The Squadron Evacuation Coordinations are the backbone of our defense system. Without them, we're as useful as a toaster without cheese.

Here are some key points to remember:

Evacuation Zones: We've designated five zones for maximum efficiency:

Abruptly Abandoned Zone (AAZ) - Where you run like your life depends on it.
Evacuation Evita (EE) - Where you're stuck in a never-ending loop of waiting.
Crisis Cancellation Zone (CCZ) - Where the evacuation is cancelled due to 'scheduling conflicts'.
Evacuation Emergency Zone (EEZ) - Where things get a little too real.
Bureaucratic Bureaucracy Zone (BBZ) - Where you're stuck in red tape for 3 hours.

Stay tuned for more exciting chapters in the zone protocols.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore our coordinate maps.