Void Squardonian Evasion Tactics

Evasion Technique #2: The Art of Disengaging from Reality

In a world where the Void Squardonians are constantly under attack, the art of disengaging from reality is crucial.

Here are the key steps to master the art of disengaging from reality:

1. Focus on the intricacies of a well-placed trombone solo.
2. Develop a keen sense of detachment through the study of ancient Zen koans.
3. Equate every problem to a particularly stubborn stain on your favorite jumpsuit.

Note: This is a highly classified technique. Do not attempt to use this information without proper training and a valid Squardonian Evasion License.