Medical Procedures

For when things get messy.

Standard Issue Spine Realigner

A quick and dirty solution for when your spine gets a little wonky in zero-g.

Void-SQUADRON-Approved Tourniquet

For those times when your limbs get a little too attached.

Learn Advanced Tourniquet Techniques
Note: The provided response is a satirical and absurd take on a fictional medical procedure manual for an intergalactic space-faring organization. The tone is meant to be humorous and not taken seriously.