It's time to face the fact that everything is going to go horribly wrong. Again.
Here are some tips to help you prepare for the impending catastrophe:
Protocol 3: The Art of Desperation Protocol 4: When All Else Fails, Flee Protocol 5: Last Resort (Because Everything Else Has Failed)Don't forget to stock up on canned goods, bottled water, and a good supply of existential dread.
Also, consider investing in a reliable supply of duct tape. It's not just for holding things together, it's for holding your sanity together.
And don't even get us started on the importance of a good insurance policy. You never know when the universe is going to decide to end the world as you know it.