Security Protocols

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Authorized Personnel Only

Due to extreme levels of paranoia and general unease, we have established a series of protocols to ensure your safety while navigating our systems.

For the sake of clarity, we have categorized these protocols into three main categories: Countermeasures, Counter-Countermeasures, and Counter-Counter-Countermeasures.

Countermeasures

These are the standard, everyday protocols that keep you from getting eaten by the Bloodthirsty Entities that lurk in the shadows.

1. Wear your Steel-Toed Boots 2. Carry your Paranoid Purse with you at all times.

Counter-Countermeasures

These are the advanced protocols that protect you from the Counter-Curse that afflicts the unwary.

1. Perform daily Anti-Magic-Meditation

2. Engage in Anti-Counter-Curse Repellent

Counter-Counter-Countermeasures

These are the esoteric protocols that shield you from the Counter-Curse-Countermeasures

1. Practice Dodecahedron Geometry

2. Study Counter-Curse Algebra

Geometry Variant (optional, but highly recommended)