Due to extreme levels of paranoia and general unease, we have established a series of protocols to ensure your safety while navigating our systems.
For the sake of clarity, we have categorized these protocols into three main categories: Countermeasures, Counter-Countermeasures, and Counter-Counter-Countermeasures.
These are the standard, everyday protocols that keep you from getting eaten by the Bloodthirsty Entities that lurk in the shadows.
1. Wear your Steel-Toed Boots
2. Carry your Paranoid Purse with you at all times.
These are the advanced protocols that protect you from the Counter-Curse that afflicts the unwary.
1. Perform daily Anti-Magic-Meditation
2. Engage in Anti-Counter-Curse Repellent
These are the esoteric protocols that shield you from the Counter-Curse-Countermeasures
1. Practice Dodecahedron Geometry
2. Study Counter-Curse Algebra
Geometry Variant (optional, but highly recommended)