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**WARNING: THIS IS A HIGH-LEVEL PSYCHOTRONIC DOCUMENTATION. ANYONE WITH A WEAK MIND WILL BE IMMEDIATELY REASSIGNED TO LEVEL 1.
PSI Protocols
- **PROTOCOL 7: "THE VOID SQUADRON"** - A highly classified procedure for infiltrating hostile asteroid bases using nothing but a toaster and a toaster pastry.
- **PROTOCOL 8: "THE PSYCHOTRONIC BOMB"** - A device capable of disrupting enemy communications using a complex system of flashing lights and a really loud whistle.
- **PROTOCOL 9: "THE SQUADRON SHIELD"** - A defensive matrix capable of deflecting incoming attacks using a combination of sticky notes and a really good luck.